Monthly Archives: November 2011

sex = Low Frequency Oscillations, ham, and eggs (fried in ham juices)

sometimes when i’m about to say or write or type something out, i think twice for a second and realize that the words would better be conveyed as truckloads of foamy cum spilling out of an engorged, raging penis, inspiring … Continue reading

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SEC. 2909. NOISE LIMITS.

(a) Residential Property Noise Limits.
(1) No person shall produce or allow to be produced by any machine, or device, music or entertainment or any combination of same, on residential property over which the person has ownership or control, a noise level more than five dBA above the ambient at any point outside of the property plane.
(2) No person shall produce or allow to be produced by any machine, or device, music or entertainment or any combination of same, on multi-unit residential property over which the person has ownership or control, a noise level more than five dBA above the local ambient three feet from any wall, floor, or ceiling inside any dwelling unit on the same property, when the windows and doors of the dwelling unit are closed, except within the dwelling unit in which the noise source or sources may be located.

(b) Commercial And Industrial Property Noise Limits.
No person shall produce or allow to be produced by any machine or device, music or entertainment or any combination of same, on commercial or industrial property over which the person has ownership or control, a noise level more than eight dBA above the local ambient at any point outside of the property plane. With respect to noise generated from a licensed Place of Entertainment, in addition to the above dBA criteria a secondary low frequency dBC criteria shall apply to the definition above. No noise or music associated with a licensed Place of Entertainment shall exceed the low frequency ambient noise level defined in Section 2901(f) by more than 8 dBC.
(c) Public Property Noise Limits.
No person shall produce or allow to be produced by any machine or device, or any combination of same, on public property, a noise level more than ten dBA above the local ambient at a distance of twenty-five feet or more, unless the machine or device is being operated to serve or maintain the property or as otherwise provided in this Article.
(d) Fixed Residential Interior Noise Limits. In order to prevent sleep disturbance, protect public health and prevent the acoustical environment from progressive deterioration due to the increasing use and influence of mechanical equipment, no fixed noise source may cause the noise level measured inside any sleeping or living room in any dwelling unit located on residential property to exceed 45 dBA between the hours of 10:00 p.m. to 7:00 a.m. or 55 dBA between the hours of 7:00 a.m. to 10:00p.m. with windows open except where building ventilation is achieved through mechanical systems that allow windows to remain closed.
(e) Noise Caused By Activities Subject To Permits From the City and County of San Francisco. None of the noise limits set forth in this Section apply to activity for which the City and County of San Francisco has issued a permit that contains noise limit provisions that are different from those set forth in this Article.
(Added by Ord. 274-72, App. 9/20/72; Ord. 278-08, File No. 081119, App. 11/25/2008) Continue reading

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LUH

in which the Hero tries one more time to say something relevant about sound, only to bow to life-based mundanities. Continue reading

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Tatler No. 163. “Ned Softly”

in which Steele “unavoidably” dissects a mediocre sonnet. Continue reading

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I Want Your Love In Me

in which the Hero finally recalls things from the weekend. Continue reading

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Space Ritual

in which the Hero is high. Continue reading

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i’m a dick

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last.fm looking down

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young, dumb, and full of cum

in which the Hero talks music, Girl, music. Continue reading

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